Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About
"Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all."
So begins the website Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About. Now, I know what you're thinking: "this is a rant page by some henpecked little twerp". Well, it's not. It's a rant page by a henpecked little twerp who can write .
The author is a chap going by the name of Mil Millington, and the subject of his profuse writings is his long-term girlfriend, Margaret. Very long-term girlfriend, actually. They have both kids and loft conversion. Respect.
of below average IQ
Mil makes his living as a writer, which you could argue gives him something of an unfair advantage when it comes to the aftermath of his frequent arguments with Margaret. Luckily for Margaret she seems built of much tougher stuff than to be bothered by having these fights splashed all over the internet for comic effect. And, unless you're American, the page is funny. For some reason Americans seem to struggle with Mil's dry British humour, and send him profuse amounts of confused emails. I highly recommend surfing on in to: FAQs - Now with "Extra FAQs for Americans" and reading some of these. I especially like his handling of people who send him barely literate emails criticising his relationship, because frankly, such people really do deserve to be skewered upon the iron spike of satire.
TMGAIHAA if you are
this stupid
To be fair though, since his page has received in excess of four MILLION hits, you're going to get a few pituitary retards crawling out of the woodwork. It's just statistical.
Still, assuming you aren't one of those statistics yourself, I highly suggest you align your browser to http://thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/ and press the button. If only to enjoy the sense of smugness it gives you about the comparative tranquillity of your own relationship.
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